This is my life

Just my everyday life of what I do and what I find online.

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

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kinkydonuts:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

No, I studied Asstronomy

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kinda mad that i cant breathe underwater

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